Construction of a new Harley-Davidson dealership in Wisconsin uncovered the remains of at least two Native Americans on November 1.

According to investigators, the remains were not originally buried at the site. They were buried elsewhere and later moved to where the bike shop will soon stand. If true, this fact will surely result in the Poltergeist-styled sinking of much of the Cheese State into a labyrinth of howling sink holes.

The investigators added that they do not believe that any foul play was involved in the deaths or the subsequent moving and burying of the bones. The final destination of the bones will be decided by the Wisconsin Inter-Tribal Repatriation Committee.